So it turns out that when you have to sit and hook yourself up to a breast pump and be milked like a cow several times a day, you end up watching a lot of TV on the internet. I have thoughts.

( The Big Bang Theory )

Okay, guys, new life plan:

I'm going to leave Mr. Bill, run away, and have lots of babies with "The Big Bang Theory."

Failing that, I'm going to just waste away watching online episodes from bed until I run out of Season 2 and then spend the rest of my life pathetically stalking the guy who plays Sheldon.

(rj_anderson, what hast thou wrought??)